1. Why did the mushroom get invited to a party?  Because he was  a fun guy!

2. A chicken walked to a book shop and said book, so the librarian gave him a book.   One hour later,  the chicken   came back to the book shop and said book book, so the librarian gave him two books but the librarian wanted to see why the chicken was taking all the books, so the librarian followed the chicken into a swamp and he saw a frog saying read it read it!